RAINBOW ALERT! This Is Not a Drill! RAINBOW ALERT!

After all the rain of the last few days, we’re starting to see a little sunshine, and as every Bernalese unicorn wrangler knows, these are prime conditions for a rainbow barrage. The Bernalwood Rainbow Situation Control Facility is now receiving reports of several Category Three  Four rainbows touching down all around Bernal Heights. Thanks to Neighbor Brittnell for sharing … Continue reading RAINBOW ALERT! This Is Not a Drill! RAINBOW ALERT!

Rainbow Alert! Surprise Morning Rainbow Strikes Energize Bernal Heights

Earlier this morning, a surprising series of Class 4 rainbows touched down around Bernal Heights, triggering widespread feelings of euphoria and awe. Neighbor Bronwyn shared the photo above, and check out this stunner from Neighbor Jordan (click to embiggen): Here’s what Neighbor Estelle saw: Meanwhile, other reports streamed into the  Bernalwood Rainbow Situation Control Facility: Rainbow … Continue reading Rainbow Alert! Surprise Morning Rainbow Strikes Energize Bernal Heights

Rainbow Alert!! Rainbow Alert!! Rainbow Alert!!

In the aftermath of some late afternoon showers this afternoon, the Bernalwood Rainbow Situation Control Facility has confirmed several Category 3 rainbow strikes on the north side of Bernal Hill. Neighbor Joe Thomas documented the rainbow incident from his East Slope observation post at 4:49 pm: RAINBOW ALERT attn: @Bernalwood pic.twitter.com/1EDHaexOzk — Joe Thomas (@Jobius) April 7, 2015 Meanwhile, Zach Langley … Continue reading Rainbow Alert!! Rainbow Alert!! Rainbow Alert!!

Rainbow Alert! Downtown Rainbow Strike Observed from Bernal Hill

Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert! The Bernalwood Rainbow Situation Control Facility is tracking a Category Four rainbow event that was captured moments ago by Neighbor Kendall’s 11 year-old daughter. Initial calculations suggest the rainbow may have touched down in the Financial District. Motorists in the area are advised to drive with caution, as pedestrians may be euphoric … Continue reading Rainbow Alert! Downtown Rainbow Strike Observed from Bernal Hill

Rainbow Alert! Exceptionally Fortuitous “Triple Twelve” Double Rainbow Spreads Euphoria Across Bernal Heights

This morning at approximately 8:08 am, scientists at the Bernal Heights Prismatic Observatory recorded a massive Category 4 rainbow arcing across the northern sky, just west of Mission Street. At the same time, a faint, secondary halo was seen just above the primary arch, earning this event official Double Rainbow certification. Because of today’s date … Continue reading Rainbow Alert! Exceptionally Fortuitous “Triple Twelve” Double Rainbow Spreads Euphoria Across Bernal Heights

Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert!

Be advised: This afternoon the Bernalwood Rainbow Observation Center activated a Category Four Rainbow Alert at approximately 4:46 pm. At the moment we have received two (2) documented reports of rainbows in the greater Bernal Heights area. Residents are encouraged to shelter in place. In the event that you begin to feel inexplicable euphoria, our … Continue reading Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert! Rainbow Alert!

Rainbow Alert!! Rainbow Alert!! Rainbow Alert!!

We interrupt this neighborhood weblog to bring you an important announcement: Moments ago, the Bernalwood Atmospheric Team confirmed the presence of a very large rainbow to the west, arching over La Lengua and Sutro Tower. Be advised that residents in those areas may experience moments of euphoria today, with occasional pots of gold at rainbow … Continue reading Rainbow Alert!! Rainbow Alert!! Rainbow Alert!!

Steady Rains Give Way to Euphoric Rainbow Barrage

On the bright side, after a week of rain, the Citizens of Bernalwood yesterday experienced a Category 3 Rainbow Alert, as a break in the storm pattern gave way to a few moments of sun. Yesterday, Christopher Baker, your resident Bernal-spotter in Noe Valley, snapped the sexxxy photo you see above. “I kept waiting for it … Continue reading Steady Rains Give Way to Euphoric Rainbow Barrage

Rainbows In Bernal Heights Trigger Awe, Ecstasy, Euphoria

At dusk last night, a magical combination of sun, clouds, and precipitation triggered a Category 6 Rainbow Barrage that left Bernal Heights squealing with laughter. As news of the prismatic event rippled through social networks, we activated the Bernalwood Rainbow Situation Control Facility to monitor the action. @darth even got a notification about it (despite a … Continue reading Rainbows In Bernal Heights Trigger Awe, Ecstasy, Euphoria

SURPRISE RAINBOW INCURSION DROPS EUPHORIA ON BERNAL HEIGHTS

The Bernalwood Rainbow Situation Control Facility has confirmed a dramatic Rainbow Event that startled Bernal Heights this morning. Reports are still streaming in, but as of 09:44 this morning, this is what we have been able to learn thus far from our correspondents in the field. Cfenton shared this AMAZING shot of a rainbow touchdown at Folsom Gate: … Continue reading SURPRISE RAINBOW INCURSION DROPS EUPHORIA ON BERNAL HEIGHTS

Windy Winter Storm Brings Bernal Rainbows, Erratic Electricity, Sad Trees, and Excellent Powder Skiing

Last weekend’s winter storm brought a lot of welcome rain, but it also took a toll. A group of unfortunate Precitaville neighbors on Treat went without power for many hours, until PG&E installed a handsome mobile generator to get the lights back on: Neighbor Rusty got the executive summary: Update on the PGE outage Friday around … Continue reading Windy Winter Storm Brings Bernal Rainbows, Erratic Electricity, Sad Trees, and Excellent Powder Skiing

Epic Double Rainbow Euphoria Was “Nature’s Gift to Bernal”

All the training. All the practice. All the hard work. It all comes together when the time is now, the situation is real, and all you have to go on is instinct and experience. That time was last night, and the situation was an epic rainbow that erupted over Bernal Heights just as the sun … Continue reading Epic Double Rainbow Euphoria Was “Nature’s Gift to Bernal”