Late last week, a new Wells Fargo ATM opened on Cortland Street, at the corner of Moultrie, near the library.
This is a handy thing for Bernalese Wells Fargo customers (of which there are many in our lands) because until now the nearest bank robots were at our dysfunctional Taoist Safeway or Mission @22nd St.
Here’s how it works:
- Customers should slowly approach the new banking robot and say “Klaatu Barada Nikto.” This will signal to the robot that you are friendly.
- Insert your plastic card into the slot next to the flashing light on the right. The robot will smell the magnetic stripe to authenticate your identity and verify your account.
- Use the icons on the screen to give the robot banking commands
- When used properly, the bank robot can dispense slips of green paper that can be exchanged for goods and services from nearby Cortland merchants.
PHOTO: New Wells Fargo ATM on Cortland by Neighbor Rally