It’s been some time since we last heard of a case of succulent theft, but Neighbor Brian reports that the horticultural bandits have struck his home… again!
We’ve written to you before and were very appreciative when you posted about the succulent thieves who hit the planter in front of our house. Unfortunately, the eight months since the original theft, we’ve have a few more cacti and succulents lifted from our planter. It sucks. It make us angry and, worst of all, suspicious of everyone who walks down our street. The previous thefts seemed at least ‘respectable’ in that only a small plant was lifted, but this latest theft is just ridiculous. Half the f**king planter is gone! I’m pissed and am very close to knocking out the entire planter and replanting everything that is left in our back yard. At least in the back yard, I’ve only got to worry about the family of raccoons living nearby — and they’re just so damn cute!
PHOTO: Neighbor Brian