Us boring (but glamorous) Bernalfolk may get hyper-upset over a pile of dumped trash, but our neighbors in the Mission District are normally a rather unflappable bunch. Yet during a recent walk through Bernal Heights, famous MissionMission celebrity blogger Vic Wong made a most startling discovery.
While exploring a community garden “near Esmeralda and Winfield,” Mr. Wong aroused the cactus shown above. The full spectacle apparently unnerved the visitor from the Mission, as he later huffed on the Tumblr:
Oh grow up, nature
Memo to the flatlanders: We go big up here.
PHOTO: Vic Wong
Bernalwood 
Gosh, that’s pretty ballsy…
Them Bernalwood folks are triple-ballers.
Hey, that’s my cactus and it’s growing in my phallic cactus garden! if you notice there are many other phallic cacti in the garden too. It was a joke…….he was the first to notice….