Over on Bocana, a parking note situation earlier in the week (d)evolved into a threaded blog-style argument between an angry Bernal neighbor and another Bernal neighbor who owns the parked vehicle in question.
Bernalwood has been in touch with the vehicle owner, who tells us:
I live on Wool just below Eugenia. I parked on Bocana just above Eugenia. I parked there on Sunday at around 11:00 a.m., after taking my dog for a run at a park. I returned home to find no parking within a one block radius of my house. I almost never have to park even as far as Bocana, but everything was all parked in. I thought my only problem was going to be remembering where I parked!
This was on my windshield on Tuesday morning. Bocana neighbors are hair trigger, I guess! The best part is the last sentence.
True, the comment about how “you don’t even live on this block” seems rather rich.
But that was not the end of the matter. Car Owner from Wool used some whitespace on the original note to respond in kind, writing:
Wow, seriously? I parked here from 11:30 am on Sunday through 8 am on Tuesday — not even 48 hours. On Sunday there were no spots near my house, so I parked here. These parking spots belong to everyone, even people who don’t live on the block. Please reserve your nastiness for people who are actually doing something wrong.
— Your neighbor on Wool Street
Oh, but that was not the end of the matter either.
Finding but a small patch of whitespace remaining at the very very bottom of the note, the Angry Bocanan added an angry counter-response:
Wool isn’t Bocana & so you don’t live on this block & you must be out of your meds, unless you can time travel, you were parked here on Saturday. Get your facts straight.
Snap! That’s the state of play in the Great Bocana Parking War of 2013.
Fellow Citizens of Bernalwood, what say ye to the plaintiff, The Angry Bocanan?
And what say ye to the defendant, The Car Owner from Wool?
Kick your feet up and open a fresh bag of Doritos, because the Bernalwood People’s Parking Court is now in session.